You know you´re ...

... a biologist when

You open the toothpaste with one hand.
For you, media is something which increases your culture.
You use the word "aliquot" in regular sentences.
You've never worn a clean lab coat.
You don't fear rodents, rodents fear you.
Showing up at 10AM and having a coffee is a productive day.
You can't stand god-like physicians, while secretly wishing you had their job.
You're very good at diluting things.
You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers.
You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
You can make a short film in power point.
A falcon is not a bird.
No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
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